You’ll want to get over the gain line with Henry Slade.
Dream about scoring with Henry Trinder.
After, you can get to know Luke Wallace’s openside.
Then get taken in to touch by Ben Ransom.
You’ll want to crouch, bind and set with Rob Webber.
The referee might let you off for not retreating 10 metres from Heath Stevens.
You’ll get penalised for holding on to Richard Mayhew.
And then commit foul play with Manu Tuilagi.
But you can tell Dylan Hartley to get in your Sin Bin.
Then score with Alex Lewington… or at least TRY.
We’ve heard Danny Cipriani is looking for a touch judge.
And, James Haskell is looking to practice his pick and drive.