18 Terrible, No Good, Very Bad, Terrible Rugby Chat-Up Lines

18 Terrible, No Good, Very Bad, Rugby Chat-Up Lines

I’m a lock but I could be your rock
I would love to scrum with you
Just like Italy, I’ll never finish first

What are you doing this Saturday? I’ve got a rugby match, but I’d rather ruck with you
I’m not a rugby player, but I can last for 80 minutes and I know 15 different positions
Do you prefer two hand or full touch contact?
We were lying about the happy marriages…these are awful.