11. What ship holds 12 rugby teams but only one leaves it each season? The Premier-ship!
12. What tea do rugby stars drink? Penal-tea!
13. Why aren’t rugby stadiums built in outer space? Because there is no atmosphere!
14. What do you call a Welshman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A referee!
15. Warren Gatland takes Wales out for training and tells everyone to assume their normal position. So they all go and stand behind the goalposts and wait for the conversion.