Rugby is a game full of huge characters, bizarre rules and quirky fans which all melds together to create some great banter.
Whilst this banter may result in some fantastic one-liners, here are 20 things you will NEVER hear a rugby player utter on or off the field.
1. “Should we just skip leg day”
2. “I’d rather enjoy my drink than down it.”
3. “I think you’re right ref, I will definitely have to go off for treatment”
4. “Do you have a cocktail menu?”
Round two… Get ready for the girl’s next game!! pic.twitter.com/Qlus7k74Oi
— DUWRFC (@DUWRFC) April 29, 2015
Pints, pints, and more pints please.