You’ll dream about scoring with Fracois Hougaard.
Then want to get taken in to touch by Tom Mitchell.
The referee might let you off for not retreating 10 metres from Albaladéjo Paul.
But then you’ll get penalised for holding on to Sonny Bill Williams.
And committing foul play with Nicolas Bruzzone.
You can tell Jeff Williams to get in your Sin Bin.
Then score with Colin Hawley… or at least TRY.