5. The International Wildcard
No-one knows exactly how he found the club. He just turned up one day.
6. The cliche spouter
Often has absolutely no knowledge of the game, but like a 4-year-old child has been around the game long enough to repeat ‘useful’ phrases.
7. The Kid
This is a genuinely talented 17-year-old who has somehow wound up playing with a group of blokes that are nowhere near as fit or good as the boy wonder.
8. The fitness freak
All engine, no technique.
