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7. Willi Heinz (Beans or 57)

“I’d call him Beans if his surname was Jones because he’s got a beaned shape head.”

8. Matt Cairns (The Bollock)

“Another simple one. He has a shiny bald head that look like a shiny, bald, bollock.”

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