Crufts XV: Our Classic dog rugby team (PUN ALERT)

Prop: Joe Marley

Hooker: Lick Cowan-Dickie

Prop: Tadhg Furrylong

Lock: Courtney Pawes

Lock: Alun Wyn Bones

Flanker: John Bark-lay 

Flanker: Chris Dogshaw

Number 8: Justin Ti-pup-iric