4. Ultimate betrayal
The family of Welsh rugby supporters head out shopping one Saturday before Christmas.
While in a sport shop, the son picks up an England rugby jersey and says to his sister: “I’ve decided I’m going to be an England supporter and I’d like this jersey for Christmas!”
The sister is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and says, “Go talk to your mother.”
Off goes the little lad, with his white jersey displaying the Red Rose in hand and finds his mother.
“Mum,” he says.
“Yes, son?” she replies.
“I’ve decided I’m going to be an England supporter and I’d like this jersey for Christmas.”
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and says, “Go talk to your father.”
Off he goes with jersey in hand and finds his father.
“Dad?”
“Yes, son?”
“I’ve decided I’m going to be an England supporter and I would like this jersey for Christmas.”
The father is outraged at this, promptly whacks his son round the head and says, “No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!”
About half an hour later, they are all back in the car heading home. The father turns to the son and says, “Son, I hope you’ve learned an important lesson today?” The son turns to his father and says, “Yes, Father, I have.” Father says, “Good son, and what is it?”
The son replies “I’ve only been an England supporter for an hour and already I hate you Welsh b******s!”