Funny Rugby Quotes That Will Bring Back Memories

From David Campese to Jonathan Davies – A list of the greatest rugby quotes

“I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.”
Chris Masoe (Hurricanes) on whether he had visited the Pyramids during his visit to Egypt 
“He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.” Colin Cooper on Paul Tito

It’s basically the same, just darker.” Kevin Senio ( Auckland ), on Night Rugby vs Day Games

“I told him, ‘Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?’ He said, ‘David, I don’t know and I don’t care.’
David Nucifora ( Auckland ) talking about Troy Flavell 

“I want to reach for 150 or 200 points this season, whichever comes first.”
David Holwell (Hurricanes) when asked about the upcoming season 

“Andy Ellis – the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago” Murray Mexted

“Colin has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator.”Ma’a Nonu

“He scored that try after only 22 seconds – totally against the run of play.”Murray Mexted

“We actually got the winning try three minutes from the end but then they scored.”Phil Waugh – Waratahs

“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.” Jerry Collins

“That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical.” Tony Brown

“I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.” Tana Umaga

“Sure there have been injuries and deaths in rugby – but none of them serious.” Doc Mayhew

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