3. Will Carling
Poster boy and captain when the English team was at its most pompous and boring.
4. John Inverdale
Ok, so he’s not a rugby player, but we simply couldn’t leave him out. You sense Ireland, Scotland or Wales could reach the World Cup final and Inverdale would still find a way to present it as the ‘appetiser’ ahead of the ‘main course’ that is England’s Bowls team v Canada.