A penis is not a prerequisite for loving rugby or any sport, for that matter.
1. “You’re just trying to impress a man”.
Obviously, because that is why women do everything. To impress not themselves but a man…
2. “Shall I explain the laws to you?”
Ask her. I dare you.
3. “Which player do you fancy then?”
Just because you feel the need to objectify sports women, doesn’t mean we feel the need to return the favour.*
*Not since Jonny retired anyway.