SEX EDUCATION: Danny Cipriani
Let’s talk about sex, baby. The ideal person to teach you all about the birds and the bees is obviously the Gloucester play-maker. The mercurial fly-half, Cipriani has dated more celebrities than he has England caps​. Far more.
GEOGRAPHY: George Smith
The Wallabies flanker played for eight clubs across five countries and three continents. That’s all we need to know.
HISTORY: Stuart Barnes
Constantly talking about the past, and his voice never fails to send you to sleep.