“Nails! Would knock ****ing s**t outta ya!” – Joe Marler picks his dream team with one cheeky selection

CENTRES:

12. Ma’a Nonu (New Zealand)
13. Brian O’Driscoll (Ireland)

BACK-THREE:

11. Siteveni Sivivatu (New Zealand)

14. Josua Tuisova (Fiji)
15. Israel Folau (Australia)

On selecting Folau as his fullback, Marler commented, “On the night out, after we had played our match on the Saturday, I’d take him out in Brighton to The Blue Oyster… a couple of clubs.”

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