10. The Unflushable Turd – James Haskell
Despite being embroiled in a number of off-the-pitch controversies over the years and falling foul of various regimes, the unflushable turd has repeatedly bounced back.
11. Briefcase – Elliot Daly
The England star got his nickname after turned up at his first Wasps training session in his Whitgift school uniform and carrying you know what!
12. Ferengi – Martin Johnson
Not the most flattering of nicknames. It was Martin Johnson’s furrowed brow frown that saw the England and Lions skipper likened to the extraterrestrial race from the Star Trek universe.