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Rugby’s Christmas cracker jokes

4. “ Have you heard about the new Bath bra? It has a lot of support but no cups”
5. My girlfriend has just dumped me because she thinks I’m obsessed with rugby. I’m gutted – we’d been going out for three seasons.
6. As I was walking home from work last week I noticed a Harlequins season-ticket nailed to a tree. I thought to myself ‘I’m having that!’ ‘cos you can never have enough nails, can you?

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