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Rugby’s Christmas cracker jokes

7. What would you get if you crossed a rugby player and the Invisible Man?… Rugby like no one has ever seen.
8. Why did God invent beer? To stop prop forwards from taking over the world!
9. Why do people tend to hate Australian Rugby players on sight?
Because it saves time.
* Just in case you didn’t know the answers to those standard cracker gags, they are a) A bee flying backwards and b) Shark-infested custard.