PROPS
Without a doubt the manliest men on the pitch. Large, often hairy, beer-swilling carnivores that can and will smash anything in their path. Accused by some of simply being dumb, I prefer to think of this group as “open to unconventional ways of thinking”.
HOOKERS
Too short for the rest of the front, too fat for the back, too slow for a winger and too short a temper for any of them.