This ‘horrific’ hit on Taulupe Faletau should have been a ‘clear’ red card

7. Willi Heinz (Beans or 57)

“I’d call him Beans if his surname was Jones because he’s got a beaned shape head.”

8. Matt Cairns (The Bollock)

“Another simple one. He has a shiny bald head that look like a shiny, bald, bollock.”