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18 Terrible, No Good, Very Bad, Rugby Chat-Up Lines

Let’s crouch, bind and engage? You’re so hot, I’d let you penetrate my defence. I’m good with my hands.

Featuring various rugby situations, you’re sure to find love with the help of these.

Many happy marriages began with a rugby pick-up line, will yours?


I’m a rugby player – Best pick-up line ever…
Do you play rugby? Because you knocked me off my feet
Were you sin-binned earlier? It must be illegal to look that good.

How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
Would you like to roll with my maul?
Wanna RUCK?
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