IT really is like a form of poetry.
When rugby fans get together, they love to think up some funny chants for players they either adore or rival stars they dislike.
So, because it's World Poetry Day today, we at RUCK thought we'd give you our favourite rugby chants that tickled our funny bone.
#5. 'You're not as good as Christmas!'
Saracens fans once chanted 'You're not as good as Christmas!' at Harlequins number 8 Nick Easter.
#4. 'Here's to you Jason Robinson.'
Here's to you Jason Robinson. Sale loves you more than you will know, woaaaahhhh. Here's to you Jason Robinson, Sale loves you more than you will know, woaaaahhh.
Sale Sharks fans to their legendary speedster Jason Robinson, to the tune of Simon and Garfunkel's Mrs Robinson.
#3. 'Sunday, Monday, Jonny Gray.'
"Sunday, Monday, Jonny Gray. Tuesday, Wednesday, Jonny Gray. Thursday, Friday, Jonny Gray. Saturday, Jonny Gray, rockin' all week with you!"
#2. 'Oh Maro Itoje’
A classic that's been used by Sarries, England and British & Irish Lions supporters.
#1. 'It's Joe Marler'
*Sung to the tune of 'That's Amore'
"When the scrums in reverse its not Furlong or Franks, it's Joe Marler.
"When he just doesn't care what you think of his hair, it's Joe Marler.
"When the refs getting cross cos he tossed Alun Wyn off. It's Joe Marler."
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