Owens has a reputation for one-liners to match his abilities as the best official on the globe. Here are a few of our favourites.
1. "I’m straighter than that one.”
2. "You're both acting very immature."
3. “The football stadium is 500 yards that way...”
4. “This is not soccer. Is that clear?.”
5. “If you want a cwtch (cuddle) do it after the match.”
