1. Why does it take so long?!
Each game is supposed to be four quarters of 15 minutes. Right?
Then why do most games last more than three hours?
2. Why is it called the Super Bowl?
It’s not in a bowl. They can’t win a bowl. Where is the bowl?
3. You know the rings are hideous. Right?
Also, you can’t be world champions when you’re the only nation that plays the sport.
4. How do fans afford to go to the games?
5. Why don’t you play on Saturdays?