LIST: The 5 Funniest Rugby Player One-Liners

We've put together a list of our five favourites. Hope you enjoy the list,

England were able to survive a defensive scrum on own five metre line against the All Blacks in 2003 despite being down six men due to Neil Back and Lawrence Dallaglio being sin-binned.

What followed was not just one scrum but a sequence of four, and a penalty conceded by England. New Zealand number 8 Rodney So'oialo tapped and ran from short range but was denied and penalised for a double movement. England had resisted the irresistible.

Martin Johnson was asked after game "what went through your head during that scrum?". He answered "nearly my spine". Pure class.

Nigel Owens is openly gay and campaigns for bullying, but that does mean he’s above being self-deprecating. During a dodgy Harlequins line-out he told the hooker, in a roundabout way, he best get his throws together.

I think every rugby fan has felt like this after a game, but JPR does have a fantastic way with his words/

"Remember that rugby is a team game; all 14 of you make sure you pass the ball to Jonah." 

FAX to the All Blacks before the 1995 World Cup semi-final.

Former England prop Paul Rendall on his front row colleague.