"P***ing in the shower" - Fine list at amateur rugby club makes hilarious reading

#1. Urinating in the shower - £5

#2. Missing training - £2.50

#3. Missing a match - £5

#4. Using someone else's shower gel - £1

#5. No cakes on Birthday - £20

#6. No jewellery to be worn during training - £5

#7. Being a dickhead - £5

#8. Items Left in Changing Room - £1

#9. Being late for a game - £1 for every 10 minutes

#10. Dirty boots on match-day - £3

#11. Phone not being on silent in changing room - £2

#12. Not attending team nights out - £10

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