"We’re going to need a Biggar boat" - 50 funny fantasy rugby team names for the 2022 Six Nations

With the beginning of the 2022 Six Nations nearly upon us, time is running out to construct a league winning team with a comical name to match.

It needs to be funny but not ridiculous, clever but not too high brow. Lucky for you RUCK have put together 50 of the funniest team names for you to choose from.

1. I’m blue daba dee Demba Bamba

2. Yippee Try-Yay Motherrucker

3. Sexton the beach

4. Earth, Wind and Blamire

5. I Don’ Nowell what you’re talking about?

6. Beer Necessities

7. I Got 99 Problems, But My Kick Ain’t One

8. Kruis-ing to victory

9. Try-ceratops!

10. Te'o and Crumpets

11. Dirty bastareaud

12. 50 Shades O’Shea

13. Superruggerfragalisticexpeallidoshus

14. Ruck ‘Til You Scrum

15. You, Me and 3 Du Preez

16. The Try Babies

17. My Sexton’s on fire

18. Untouchaballs

19. Heading North

20. Silence of the pat lams

28. Who let the Hoggs out?

30.  We’re going to need a Biggar boat!

31. 15 Andy Goodes

32. 50 Shades of Jonny Gray

33. A Condescending Con, Descending

34. A Load of Flankers

35. Al Try-eda

36. Ball Grabbers

37. Because you’re Wigglesworth it

38. Blood, sweat and beers

39. Stuart’s Hogg Roast

40 Egg Try Rice

41. Swing Louw

42. Taking the Lawes into his own hands

43. Hawaii Try-O

44. Te’o and Biscuits

45. The Faz is mightier than the Ford

46. Game, Set and Snatch RFC

47. Get your Kitshoff

48. Grassy Nowells

49. Global Bro Sports Ltd RFC

50, Hook, Line and Sinckler