1. The freshers.
You’ll notice them by the fear in their eyes.
2. The social secretary.
For some reason, he always wears a dress.
3. The lad that will find any excuse (we mean any) to take his top off.
4. The single guy that leaves his mark on all his victims.
He says he forgets. You know he does it on purpose.
5. The elders.
They are legends. Respect should be given by all.
6. The bromance.
They will also pee together.
7. The token effort.
Also, known to put in a half-arsed effort at training.
8. The sleaze.
9. The one that always takes it too far.
Also. known to say terms such as, ‘go hard, or go home’.
10. The rugby girls.
Don’t challenge them to a bolt off. They can handle their drink better than you. You’ve been warned.
11. The WAG.
Wannabe WAGs will also look like this.
12. And, you.
You dressed the part, can handle your drink and no one knows who you kissed. You are awesome.