Austin Healey is a pundit who isn’t afraid to stir up a debate, but this often leads to him getting a barrage of abuse on Twitter.
However, when he’s online, he spares no one. Ruthless, savage and downright hilarious, you can’t get enough of his witty comebacks.
I love the name Aled it reminds me of snowmen ☃️ https://t.co/Vu52sOR1WO
— Austin Healey (@IamAustinHealey) February 2, 2018
Steve these are very hurtful comments, i thought we were friends. Why dont you come over this Sunday for lunch and we can hug it out x https://t.co/OwzYdQCZBP
— Austin Healey (@IamAustinHealey) February 2, 2018
If your opinions are ‘fact’ are you also omnipotent https://t.co/cwT4HF9P0m
— Austin Healey (@IamAustinHealey) January 31, 2018
Thanks Danny, you seem like a keeper x https://t.co/QHis1nswjv
— Austin Healey (@IamAustinHealey) January 30, 2018
Martin are you not only attempting to look like the @duluxuk dog but also display similar intelligence to it? https://t.co/CloMV4v9m4
— Austin Healey (@IamAustinHealey) January 29, 2018
Unlikely you’d ever be on my side as you’re Irish and you weren’t good enough https://t.co/iYbU0GVL6V
— Austin Healey (@IamAustinHealey) January 29, 2018
Another glass half full bellend https://t.co/HcXZwBn1Sg
— Austin Healey (@IamAustinHealey) January 23, 2018
Turn off for many? You have 10 followers maybe you should cut your own grass first https://t.co/QYBLaGsNXL
— Austin Healey (@IamAustinHealey) January 18, 2018
Great selfie of yourself in a mirror, you’re in resonable shape. Lay off the carbs to get rid of the shelf though https://t.co/pKOWVLPWrC
— Austin Healey (@IamAustinHealey) January 14, 2018
I remember the stress I was under when I was doing my GCSE’s!!! Don’t fret Rich it will all soon be over and you’ll can concentrate on a career flipping burgers https://t.co/oZezSmI4Se
— Austin Healey (@IamAustinHealey) January 14, 2018
Steroids don’t make you grow, in fact they make you shrink in certain areas as you will see if you look down #weener https://t.co/A3UTqcpJRK
— Austin Healey (@IamAustinHealey) January 14, 2018
I don’t play in the lower leagues Joe, so unless you drastically improve it’s going to be difficult https://t.co/6OhQ4UOc0V
— Austin Healey (@IamAustinHealey) January 14, 2018
I think a simple Fuck you Richie should suffice https://t.co/XIXb1ILE0u
— Austin Healey (@IamAustinHealey) January 11, 2018
Give up Tim get a job or something https://t.co/Xc5y6IDWQL
— Austin Healey (@IamAustinHealey) January 5, 2018