7. “Guys will be intimidated by you liking rugby.”
We are confused. You just said they would love us?
8. “Can you grab us some beers so we miss the half-time rush?”
The internal dilemma of the sports fan: go for a beer early and risk missing a try, or run out at half-time and risk queuing so long that can’t get served until well into the second half. Unfortunately, we won’t want to go anymore than you do.
9. “You just picked this team because they win.”
Ah. Yes, because women are incapable of picking a team for the same reason as a man (geography, family, etc).