Nine things you should NEVER say to a female rugby fan

A penis is not a prerequisite for loving rugby or any sport, for that matter.

1.  “You’re just trying to impress a man”.

Obviously, because that is why women do everything. To impress not themselves but a man…


2.  “Shall I explain the laws to you?”

Ask her. I dare you.


3. “Which player do you fancy then?”

Just because you feel the need to objectify sports women, doesn’t mean we feel the need to return the favour.*

*Not since Jonny retired anyway.

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