18 Terrible, No Good, Very Bad, Rugby Chat-Up Lines

Let's crouch, bind and engage? You're so hot, I'd let you penetrate my defence. I'm good with my hands.

I'm a rugby player - Best pick-up line ever...

Do you play rugby? Because you knocked me off my feet

Were you sin-binned earlier? It must be illegal to look that good.

How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?

Would you like to roll with my maul?

Wanna RUCK?

I'm good with my hands

I'd hit that

80 minutes, 15 positions, wanna RUCK?

Are you a hooker?

You look like a perfect 10 to me

Do you play rugby? You have nice legs, what time do they open?

I'm a lock but I could be your rock

I would love to scrum with you

Just like Italy, I'll never finish first

What are you doing this Saturday? I've got a rugby match, but I'd rather ruck with you

I'm not a rugby player, but I can last for 80 minutes and I know 15 different positions

Do you prefer two hand or full touch contact?

We were lying about the happy marriages...these are awful.