The 20 Problems That EVERY Rugby player Knows Far Too Well

You’ll understand completely if you play or played Rugby Union…

1.Timekeeping is occasionally *cough* always an issue

2.Availability can cause a few problems too

3.Pre-season fitness anxiety.

4.The council groundsmen don’t always give a shit

5.But the local dogs *always* do

6.Your boots are always wet

7.Your socks don’t stay white for long

8.Or even the right size

9.When your prop makes a break and you know it won’t end well.

10.Rugby players are often hiding the damage from the night before

11.Bet Owen Farrell never has to fetch the ball from a bush

12.When you know you should probably go to A&E but you’re weighing it up against the 3.5-hour wait.

13.When you can’t tell if it’s your blood or someone else’s blood

14.Protein farts

15.Finding grass EVERYWHERE

16. And mud

17.When you can’t tell which team is which anymore

18.Trying to walk home after the team social

19. Sometimes, everybody needs a little reminder about where they are

20.But at the end of the day, EVERYBODY wants a game