A penis is not a prerequisite for loving rugby or any sport, for that matter.
1. "You're just trying to impress a man".
Obviously, because that is why women do everything. To impress not themselves but a man...
2. "Shall I explain the laws to you?"
Ask her. I dare you.
3. “Which player do you fancy then?”
Just because you feel the need to objectify sports women, doesn't mean we feel the need to return the favour.*
*Not since Jonny retired anyway.
4. "You shouldn’t be shouting like that, it’s not ladylike.”
Fuck you.
5. “If you’re such a fan, who won the Rugby World Cup in 2007?”
Sorry, have you forgotten?
6. “Guys must love you.”
Well. Yes, I am an awesome human being.
7. “Guys will be intimidated by you liking rugby.”
We are confused. You just said they would love us?
8. “Can you grab us some beers so we miss the half-time rush?”
The internal dilemma of the sports fan: go for a beer early and risk missing a try, or run out at half-time and risk queuing so long that can't get served until well into the second half. Unfortunately, we won't want to go anymore than you do.
9. “You just picked this team because they win.”
Ah. Yes, because women are incapable of picking a team for the same reason as a man (geography, family, etc).
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