Which rugby players said these famous last words?

"If the game is run properly as a professional game, you do not need 57 old farts running rugby."

"For an 18-month suspension, I feel I probably should have torn it off. Then at least I could say, ‘Look, I’ve returned to South Africa with the guy’s ear."

"Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous."

"Rugby players are either piano shifters or piano movers. Fortunately, I am one of those who can play a tune."

"We’ve lost seven of our last eight matches. Only team that we’ve beaten was Western Samoa. Good job we didn’t play the whole of Samoa."