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13 Rugby Jokes Every Rugby Fan Will Find Funny

Some of the best and worst rugby jokes from around the world.

At Ruck.co.uk we love good banter, and nothing suits our personalities better than some cracking rugby jokes to bring a smile to our faces…check out this hilarious selection!
1. Warren Gatland takes Wales out for training and tells everyone to assume their normal position. So they all go and stand behind the goalposts and wait for the conversion.
2. Snow White was returning from town to the cottage in the forest where she lived with the 7 dwarfs. In the distance she could see smoke, then as she got nearer she realised that her cottage had burnt down. Frantically, Snow White searched the forest for the dwarfs, then she heard a a lone voice saying, “Scotland for the World Cup, Scotland for the World Cup, Wales for the World Cup.”
On hearing this chant, Snow White gave a gasp of relief as she knew that at least Dopey was safe.
3. Two Tongans, two Fijians, and a Samoan walk into a bar.
The barman says, well done on your selection for the All Blacks Rugby World Squad Cup, lads.

3 Responses

  1. Kevin

    Good jokes…
    Also 43 kiwi rugby players and 7 kiwi coaches walk into a bar and the barman says ” well done on your selection for almost every rugby team in the world!!”

  2. Jeremy Slaney

    Two local rugby teams with a feisty rivalry are playing each other on a Saturday afternoon.
    On the day of the match, the weather conditions are absolutely appalling, and as the home team coach is addressing his team, he says.”Right, gentleman, because of the weather conditions, our main tactic today will be to kick ahead “.
    The burly cauliflower eared prop puts his hand up and says,” Anybody’s head in particular “?