As you prepare to groan at the jokes in your Christmas crackers, we have selected our rugby-themed favourites.
Christmas just wouldn’t be the same without crackers. Just think, no paper hat to make you look like a numpty, no tape measure or plastic ring to keep you amused for all of 30 seconds and no side-splitting jokes.
If you’ve heard ‘What goes Zzub Zzub?’ and ‘What’s yellow and dangerous?’ * once, you’ve heard them a million times, so we thought it would be nice to shake things up with a few gags aimed specifically at rugby fans.
So without further ado, here are our nine jokes…