NEW ZEALAND:
Stereotypical Player: A technically perfect, born to be a rugby player, did nothing else with his life, kid. Whenever he gets criticised, his countrymen react the way Eddie Keher does whenever anyone looks sideways at Henry Shefflin.
Position: Flanker
After he retires: Only returns to the public eye when a New Zealander commits a horrific tackle and he gives an interview defending him.
SCOTLAND:
Stereotypical player: He used to be a sharp-witted rugby player/banker whose fiery anti-Englishness on the pitch was belied by his unionism and urbanity off the pitch. Now he’s a talented player who tries far too hard. Very hit and miss sort of character.
Position: Fly-half
After he retires: Promotes Iron Bru and Whiskey.