3. Olly Kohn
One of the hands down best stories from the book comes from a wet and windy away game in Biarritz where Marler thought he might ‘freeze to death in a cloud of garlic breath and BO.’
A desperate idea saw the prop piss himself, and after being sussed out by teammate Kohn, the lock joined him, ‘piising their pants in unison in an effort to survive.’
The two then promised to never speak about the incident, which Marler apologies for breaking in his book by simply saying ‘sorry mate’.