"Zero chill" - Scottish comedian Franke Boyle brutally trolls English Rugby - Ruck

“Zero chill” – Scottish comedian Franke Boyle brutally trolls English Rugby

Frankie Boyle has brutally mocked English Rugby following their Calcutta Cup defeat against Scotland at Murrayfield last weekend.

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Admirers laud his unvarnished humour, critics decry his perceived excesses. Yet, at 51, Boyle’s provocative words still provoke reactions with nobody successfully cancelling the Scot yet.

In response to Telegraph journalist Oliver Brown’s piece on rugby’s eligibility rules, notably the composition of Scotland’s team, Boyle weighed in.

Brown began his articles by saying: “Your best versus our best: it is the sacrosanct precept on which all international team sport is built. And yet even a competition as enmeshed in tribal identity as the Six Nations has drifted from these moorings.

“Take last weekend’s Calcutta Cup, a contest electrified by Scotland’s Duhan van der Merwe, whose name hardly suggests a rugged clan from the Cairngorms. Not that the issue can ever be reduced to a single player.

“Of the 39-man squad selected this year by Gregor Townsend to wear Scottish blue, an astonishing 23 were born elsewhere.

He concluded: “‌It is strange these patterns have not yet aroused a more urgent discussion in rugby. In football, many have a fit of the vapours at the mere thought of choosing a successor to Gareth Southgate who is not English.

“But at the Calcutta Cup, the fact that man-of-the-match Van der Merwe honed his craft in South Africa, not Scotland, passed virtually without mention. Your best versus our best? Increasingly, the Six Nations seems less about blood ties than the enlisting of guns for hire.”

In response, Boyle brutally wrote, “Don’t really follow rugby, but I imagine this means England are losing.”


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