12 reasons you need to start dating a rugby player
They are all good with a bit of dirt.
1. They’ll never judge your excessive eating habits because they are ALWAYS hungry.
2. But their bodies are… Well, just, damn.
3. Their shorts are so short they might as well be naked all the time.
4. They’ll encourage you to be your best, healthiest self.
5. You’ll have someone to look after you on nights out because they can only drink one night a week.
6. And they are stacked so they’ll be able to carry you home.
7. But when they go out. They go out out.
8. They have exceptional levels of stamina for all kinds of work.
9. You’ll get to spend your weekends at some impressive places.
10. They are used to being told what to do so there will be no arguing.
11. They always go the extra mile for fancy dress parties.
12. And… Their arse’s are so peachy. Yum.