Best Honey Badger quotes. Australian rugby player Nick Cummins is known for his colourful language -- here are some of his best quotes.
Best Honey Badger Quotes
1. "The flamboyant French? They look all right. They have a good style about them with their hairdos. I might take a few pointers and go to a stylist to sort myself out. A few of the boys tell me I look a bit ordinary at times.”
2. “Sweatin’ like a gypsy with a mortgage, actually.”
3. “My old man woke me up in the morning. He was going off like a bag of cats.”
4. “I’m gonna have a truckload of pudding and uh, old mum’s good on the cook too so, dad’s got the tucker ready over there and mum and dad are gonna work together and form a massive feed and err, I’m gonna come in and dominate it.”
5. “Last year we were all sizzle and no steak, but now we’re off like a brides nightie.”
6. “When you come into this sort of game you’ve got to show the patience of the Dalai Lama initially in order to get that gig and when it comes round be ready to strike. Tonight, unfortunately, wasn’t the night for us.”
7. “If I get a gig, I’m gonna go off like a cut snake.”
8. "One of the stories that inspires me is that it is documented that a honey badger killed a male lion in a one-on-one,''
9. “He’s a pretty quick rooster alright. You don’t show him the sideline thats for sure.”
10. "He was sweating like a bag of cats at a greyhound meet."
11. “He was huffin’ and puffin’ and, mate he did well, he always does, he’s a tough rooster.”
12. ‘When we were back in our line here, we were diggin’ like the boys in the trenches at Gallipoli.’
13. “Yeah mate, I bloody was like a rat up a drainpipe in one of them runs there.”
14. 'If you're a single Sheila and you're trying to find an Australian bloke, you duck off down there to Australia, you go to the Red Centre, you'll find there's a few shearers, a few stockmen and there you will find an Australian bloke,"
15. “I just saw the line, pinned me ears back and ended up bagging a bit of meat in the corner there, which was tops!”
16. ‘I’m going to get out there and just go bananas.’
17. “Yeah look, there’s a couple of big hooahs getting about.”
18. “Couldn’t understand a word he said, he meant well…I know that.”
19. “…I’d be 37 or something for the next one and I’d need 4 facelifts and a bum tuck to be a shot.”
20. “You’re as tough as woodpecker lips.”
21. “Got a couple of knocks and a whack on the schnoz.”
22. "You get one opportunity. You balls it up and you are in strife.”
23. "Going off like a raw prawn."
24. ‘I was busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad mate, it was flat out.’
