20. Soft Hands – Maybe he needs to put down the moisturiser and get his hands dirty then?
21. Forwards Win Games, Backs Decide By How Much – Try telling Jonny Wilkinson that e.g. 2003
22. It’s the wrong side of the field for a left/right footed kicker – The statistics, which we won’t go into here because there are quite a lot of numbers, show that there is only a slight difference.