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5 jokes every rugby lover will find funny

5 jokes every rugby lover will find funny

Some of the best and worst rugby jokes.

1. My wife and I are on the verge of splitting up because of my obsession for rugby.
But I have decided to give it one last try.

2. A rugby club president, coach, a prop and a wing are taking a charter flight when the engines cut out.
The pilot enters the passenger compartment and says, “We’re going down. There’s only four parachutes! Since I’m the pilot I’m taking one,” and then jumps from the plane.
The coach says, “Without me the team won’t have a chance, so I’m taking one,” and he jumps out.
The winger says, “I’m the fastest and smartest man on the pitch and without me the team can’t win a game, so I’m taking one,” and he jumps out of the plane.
The club president looks at the prop and says, “You take the last parachute. The team needs you more than it needs me”.
The prop responds, “We both can take a parachute. The smartest man on the pitch just jumped out of the plane with my kit bag on his back.”

3. On watching Dai Young’s Wasps playing in the Aviva Premiership a bewildered rugby fan looked at his mate and asked: “Do they have a good B(ee) team?

4. Q. How can you tell if a prop is walking, jogging, running or sprinting?
A. His expression.

5. A rugby player went to the doctor one day and said: “I’ve just been playing rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt.”
So the doctor said: “You’ve broken your finger.”

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