DINNER LADY: Nigel Owens
Only one man can keep order in that sort of chaos. Remember, ‘this is not soccer’
RELIGOUS STUDIES: Sonny Bill Williams
There were a multitude of contenders to fill this post as there are so many deeply religious rugby players. But head of the RE department has to go to the All Blacks centre Sonny Bill.
SCIENCE: Jason Leonard
The former England prop will dissect exactly what goes on in a scrum. Will also take a deep dive into the scientific process known as ‘brewing’.
PHILOSOPHY: Jonny Wilkinson
As an athlete, peak physical fitness is key but many sportsmen, like Jonny, also harness the power of the mind to achieve great success. This ability to use the mind as a tool in a positive way lead him to discover a more spiritual way of living in his retirement and an even greater passion for encouraging others to treat their body well in order to thrive. The perfect appointment.
