20 rugby jokes to make you laugh – or groan - Ruck

20 rugby jokes to make you laugh – or groan

As the 202 Six Nations fever sweeps the country, here are 20 of the best rugby jokes to keep you smiling.

1 Why was the rugby player upset on their birthday? They got a red card!

2. Where’s the best place in America to shop for a rugby kit? New Jersey!

3. The new head coach of our struggling rugby team is strict and won’t stand any nonsense. Last Saturday, he caught two fans climbing over the stadium wall and was angry with them. He grabbed them and said: “Get back in there and watch the game until it finishes!”

4. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the rugby team? Because she kept running away from the ball!

5. Why don’t grasshoppers watch rugby? They prefer cricket!